2005-04-18 - 12:34 p.m.
It's a Great Day, by Paul Thorn
have you ever had one of those days
when nothin' goes right
your wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was
she was bitchin' about last night
so you escape into the bathroom
just to sit there on your throne
but after you finish your business
the toilet paper's gone
chorus:
it's a great day
for me to whup somebody's ass
it's a bad day
so you better get off my back
you might get coldcocked
if you cross my path
'cause it's a great day
for me to whup somebody's ass
well I was runnin' late for work
so I poured me some coffee to go
and just before I had a flat tire
I spilled it all over my clothes
when the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
but when he saw that tire tool in my hand
he shot me with pepper spray
chorus:
when I finally made it to work
I was fifteen minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
but he fired me anyway
so here I am in the parkin' lot
just waitin' by his corvette
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present
that he never will forget
chorus
Doesn't that song just sum up how life is?
~Dee
